What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What nationality is Santa Claus?