What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?