Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the bee say to the flower?