Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?