What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?