How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you do when two snails fight?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?