What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a forklift?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do cats eat for breakfast?