How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is heaven always so tidy?