Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?