What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?