What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny™.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?