What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?