Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do amoebas make calls?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a dog in space?