What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How does the sun listen to music?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do novels go to have a good time?