What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.